Swampyville's - Our Archaic "Bill of Rights"!
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From The Swampyville Gazette!

OUR ARCHAIC "BILL OF RIGHTS"!

Being Facetious!  (Of course, we don't know what's going to

happen tomorrow!)

I for one, feel that we should have a Constitutional Convention

and rewrite the current archaic "Bill of Rights" (First Ten

Amendments to the United States Constitution)!  Help, the powers

that are, out (they've been struggling for over l00 years to

accomplish this agenda; but, that damn U.S Constitution has always

been in their way). My recommended changes are as follows:

NEW BILL OF RIGHTS!

First Amendment:

   

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion

(with the exception of Secularism), or criticizing political correctness

speech, or the freedom of the Federal/International Government controlled

media (including the Internet) to manipulate the truth!

Second Amendment:

A well regulated police state, being necessary for the control of the

people by the Federal/International Government, the right of the

Federal/International Government to determine and confiscate weapons

of mass destruction (all weapons, including pellet guns) being held

by the people, shall not be infringed!

Third Amendment:

This amendment determined by the government to be obsolete! The Federal/

International Government can, by law, do what ever they want to do without

any incrimination! (They make the laws!)

Fourth Amendment:

The people have no rights to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,

and effects, against any searches or seizures! Therefore, no search warrants

shall be issued!

Fifth Amendment

Every person will be held to answer for any crimes (rather, true or false)

and/or for any critical statements made against the Federal/International

Government!

Sixth Amendment:

In all Federal/International Government persecutions, the accused shall

not enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial! 

Seventh Amendment:

Civil trial by jury - forget about it!

 

Eighth Amendment:

Excessive bail shall be required, and excessive fines imposed, and cruel

and unusual punishments inflicted for any crime/critical statements made

against the Federal/International Government!

Ninth Amendment:

The enumeration in the U.S. Constitution, of certain rights, will be denied

for those previously retained by the people.

Tenth Amendment:

No powers will be delegated to individual States or to the people!

(All power will be retained by the Federal/International Government)
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