From The Swampyville Gazette!
OUR ARCHAIC "BILL OF RIGHTS"!
Being Facetious! (Of course, we don't know what's going to
I for one, feel that we should have a Constitutional Convention
and rewrite the current archaic "Bill of Rights" (First Ten
Amendments to the United States Constitution)! Help, the powers
that are, out (they've been struggling for over l00 years to
accomplish this agenda; but, that damn U.S Constitution has always
been in their way). My recommended changes are as follows:
NEW BILL OF RIGHTS!
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion
(with the exception of Secularism), or criticizing political correctness
speech, or the freedom of the Federal/International Government controlled
media (including the Internet) to manipulate the truth!
A well regulated police state, being necessary for the control of the
people by the Federal/International Government, the right of the
Federal/International Government to determine and confiscate weapons
of mass destruction (all weapons, including pellet guns) being held
by the people, shall not be infringed!
This amendment determined by the government to be obsolete! The Federal/
International Government can, by law, do what ever they want to do without
any incrimination! (They make the laws!)
The people have no rights to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,
and effects, against any searches or seizures! Therefore, no search warrants
shall be issued!
Every person will be held to answer for any crimes (rather, true or false)
and/or for any critical statements made against the Federal/International
In all Federal/International Government persecutions, the accused shall
not enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial!
Civil trial by jury - forget about it!
Excessive bail shall be required, and excessive fines imposed, and cruel
and unusual punishments inflicted for any crime/critical statements made
against the Federal/International Government!
The enumeration in the U.S. Constitution, of certain rights, will be denied
for those previously retained by the people.
No powers will be delegated to individual States or to the people!
(All power will be retained by the Federal/International Government)